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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

JOKES : Computer Jokes

Assalamualaikum!

Jom layan lawak di pagi hari untuk menaikkan mood anda! ^_^


Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer:
"Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer:
"No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer:
"No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer:
"Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer:
"I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer:
"No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3).Customer: :
"I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer
: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer
:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer
:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer
: "No..."
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4).Customer: :
"Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer:
"Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer
:: "A white one."
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer::
"How do you spell that?"
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8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer:
"A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."

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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer:
"Pentium."
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10). Customer:
"My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."




dah habis baca? jom gelak ringan2.. hahaha... ok, dah. jom sambung kerja ^_^ ♥

wassalam!


Thanx for reading this entry! ^_^

5 comments:

  1. number 1 and 10 are super funny! hehehe
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  2. sempat lagik ko post lawak2 ni eik..rajin sungguh pn maisarah nih..hehe..

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  3. @ellisya

    hehe tq pn emy sbb sudi singgah hehe.. :D

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